The Department Of Labour has announced that it will rename jobs in an effort to gear the Republic for 2010 reports Miriam Feinberg. It has urged all citizen to start using these new job names with immediate effect in an effort to promote international communication when guest arrive for the World Cup.
The titles affected are:
Gardener : Landscape Executive and
Animal Nutritionist
House Maid : Family Environs Upkeep Manager
Receptionist : Front Office Manager/Office
Access Control Specialist
Messenger : Business Communications
Conveyer
Window cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician
Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor
Tea lady : Refreshment Overseer
Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Technician
Watchman/security : Theft Prevention and Surveillance
Officer or Wealth Distribution Prevention Officer
Thief : Wealth Distribution Officer
Driver : Automobile Propulsion
Specialist
Maid : Domestic Operations
Specialist
Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager
Cook : Food Preparation Officer
Murderer : Population Stabilizer
Orphan : Independent Youngster
Beggar : Financial Gatherer
Cleaner : Hygiene Specialist
Gossiping : Research Management
This is a parody - not to be taken seriously.
