There are now 2001 Global Learning Centre courses on offer. The latest addition is a short course entitled, "How not to drive into the back of your boyfriends motorcycle'. This will be the introduction course leading to a diploma in Gautengers Drive Safely Certificate and utimately a doctorate in, "If you don't like my driving, cousin, stay off the pavement'. These courses were introduced after an un-named staffer in the Back Office, Bryanston, accidentally wrecked her boyfiends bike. "Accidentally", you may ask? We say- wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more. Best this man get into willing submission, washing the dishes & massaging feet - before he loses his head, ................by mistake!
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strawberries & cream...
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