LETTER TO THE EDITOR

This months letter

Dear kind sir or considerate madam,

Yours is a class publication which is the last vestige of decency is this carnal world. I long for each publication like a newly wed whose lover has left the comfort of her bossom and gone of to the horrors of war. I, however, would like highlight the notion that your BLOG has lost stature over the past months. Not only have the publications been less, but, though, and though alas (say I and many, many others) you have lost the leading light of your stable - Spy Girl. What has overcome her? Is she no longer of this world? Pray, tell us so that we can morn her passing! If she is not overcome, then I, as many others would, pray that you will release her that she might once again bring colour to our darkened days.

Your neighbour

Mrs Fanny Finkelbottom

The editor replies:

Fear not, kind woman, for we have located the one that thou does miss, for we have enclosed a missal of her despatch for thine pleasure.

Regards

The 'Ed'

Spy-Girl Writes

Dear Avbob
Let me tell you what happened, Spy girl went incognito trying to grow her business. The tragic occurrence happened one day when her superior (Gandhi-Govender) saw that a spec call had became something of the past to Spy Girl. A client visit was….. well lets just say there was some opinion about that dinosaur practice…. She was saddened by the cold hard truth of the fact that her superior is right and that she should “pull finger”.
So hereby I guarantee an excellent dramatic resurrection (one that Hoff can only dream of) the moment I have my finger all to myself.
Kind regards
Spy girl