HOW TO GET SICK LEAVE AT DURBAN FINANCE

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take leave.. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then
he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My
co-worker Cyril asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was pretending
to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY' and give
me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What are
you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker Cyril followed me, the Boss asked him
'...And where do you think you're going?

He said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark.'

Submitted by Tina Nunes - Branch Manager, Durban Finance