Friday, June 29, 2007

AN OPEN OFFER TO THE EDITORS OF POWERNEWS


XXXXXX OF BRYANSTON WRITES:

I think the time has come for you, Mr. Manpower Editor, to do a story on the Bryanston office support. We feel that it could make an interesting read for all. None of us has been properly featured in the blog as of yet, and I can really assure you we are all extremely interesting. (I will be happy to supply you with dirt on any one should you wish to feature one of our fantastic team members) However I do recommend, you do a story on our highly successful temp consultants entitled “Boerewors and Baklava” (you see %&#@ (name omitted) is ...... and I’m ......) If you are interested please feel free to liaise with me on this.The kindest Regards Ever!XXXXXX(name omitted for safety reasons)



THE EDITORIAL TEAM REPLIES:

Dear XXXXXX (name omitted for safety reasons)

Thank you for your letter and input. The editorial team relies on information and articles offered by the branches. We are delighted that you are willing to be our 'impi' on the ground in Bryanston, offering dirt and grime of all concerned. We hereby invest the secret codename of 'Blond Pimpernel' on you. I eagerly await your first express on the subject of Boerewors & Baklava. I am sure that the readers of Powernews would welcome an insight into the activities of your fellow staff.

Regards
Lilly (Chair), Rowene, Rodney & Ian

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

My, my, my - Manpower's own Mati Hari.