Its Monday and so its time for another chapter of GIRL SPY. This week GIRL SPY reports on a most interesting matter - that of BEAUTY AND THE BEAN.It has come to our attention, here in Bryanston, that one of our employees, Maria Pylarinos, is carrying a heavy love inside of her. She has an unquenchable desire for the man whom she calls “the hundred present man”. Today, I am talking to Maria about the love, the loss, the tribulation the adversity…
“The Bean wisely said…. We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun”
Here is an in-depth E-True Hollywood style story Interview with Maria on her love for The Bean.
Me: “Where did it all start – that fatal attraction”?
Maria: “Well, I’ve always had a thing for tall dark and handsome English gentleman. So obviously when Johnny English got released on the video, I was the first to watch it! It was love at first sight for me! I couldn’t help it, my world came together right there and then, I developed my yearning, my passion my secret….my Bean”
Me: “What do you like most about your Bean?”
Maria: “He knows no fear, he knows no danger, he knows nothing….prepare for British intelligence”
Me: I must admit, most people don’t find Mr. Bean that attractive……..
Maria: “Well, all I can say is “Beauty is in the eye of the Bean-holder”
Me: “Can you mention any other classified information about your Bean?”
Maria: “Not only IS he British Intelligence, but he also has a secret talent for race car driving. He is the weapon, the queen must feel so lucky…. God save the Bean”
Me: “What is your dream for you and the Bean?”
Maria: “I would love to, someday, have a little family with my Bean, you know….. a few Beansprouts of our own”. (Maria wipes a tear, I hand her a tissue)
Me: “So what steps have to taken to unite with your Bean”?
Maria: “I’ve written a long letter to Leon Schuster asking him, pleading with him, to make a movie sequel, entitled…. There is a Bean on my Stoep. That way, the tide of the oceans will no longer keep us separated!!!!!!! I will have to go find him so that we can be together for ever……
And then my final word: “In all my years of spying this was definitely THE most intense and heartbreaking interview I have ever conducted. Please guys, love and embrace the Bean in your life. Life is too short to be Bean-less. Make every second count!”
“The Bean wisely said…. We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun”
Here is an in-depth E-True Hollywood style story Interview with Maria on her love for The Bean.
Me: “Where did it all start – that fatal attraction”?
Maria: “Well, I’ve always had a thing for tall dark and handsome English gentleman. So obviously when Johnny English got released on the video, I was the first to watch it! It was love at first sight for me! I couldn’t help it, my world came together right there and then, I developed my yearning, my passion my secret….my Bean”
Me: “What do you like most about your Bean?”
Maria: “He knows no fear, he knows no danger, he knows nothing….prepare for British intelligence”
Me: I must admit, most people don’t find Mr. Bean that attractive……..
Maria: “Well, all I can say is “Beauty is in the eye of the Bean-holder”
Me: “Can you mention any other classified information about your Bean?”
Maria: “Not only IS he British Intelligence, but he also has a secret talent for race car driving. He is the weapon, the queen must feel so lucky…. God save the Bean”
Me: “What is your dream for you and the Bean?”
Maria: “I would love to, someday, have a little family with my Bean, you know….. a few Beansprouts of our own”. (Maria wipes a tear, I hand her a tissue)
Me: “So what steps have to taken to unite with your Bean”?
Maria: “I’ve written a long letter to Leon Schuster asking him, pleading with him, to make a movie sequel, entitled…. There is a Bean on my Stoep. That way, the tide of the oceans will no longer keep us separated!!!!!!! I will have to go find him so that we can be together for ever……
And then my final word: “In all my years of spying this was definitely THE most intense and heartbreaking interview I have ever conducted. Please guys, love and embrace the Bean in your life. Life is too short to be Bean-less. Make every second count!”
5 comments:
I think we are BEAN- had!
I think we are BEAN- had!
I think we are BEAN- had!
Dear Maria - to find a love so pure, so dedicated but so one sided will break your heart.
I have it on good authority to state that Mr. is in fact gay. Have you not heard of a story .... Jack and the Bean-stalk??
Hi Maria i think bean is not cute at all..... but i must admit he is funny !!! are u willing to have stomach cramps for the rest of your life laughing everyday......
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