This month SPY-GIRL looks to the stars and gives us our horoscope for the month of November.
Libra
23 September – 22 October
Whatever it is, get it done before the 12th. The planet of power Struggles and hidden angers is lurking around the office, offering secret pacts, revenge plots and assorted scary stuff. (You are correct- THEY are out to get you – and only YOU!) Meanwhile lovers and family are demanding some time with you. Crisis management is a mindset, but just for a while. Love at the office is a definite maybe (Probably not at the Bryanston Branch hehehehehehe)
Scorpio
23 October – 21 November
Personal Power is your thing. So what’s your pleasure? Do you wish to squash some impertinent client who had the nerve to make you wait in reception for 1 hour 45 minutes? Or punish your poor colleague for that small misdemeanor? You are frustrated Consultant! Take action of some kind. If you've got plans and are waiting for the timing to change, you won't get a better opportunity than right away. If you don't know what to do next, try something random and new! Invent a new martial art form and demonstrate it to your clients as part of your sales pitch!
Today is not a good day to try drugs for the first time…
Sagittarius
22 November – 21 December
Rock a few boats today Consultant! The planets are all aligned and you will get away with it! Life is too short to worry about the small stuff, so see if you can just let it all go and follow your mood throughout the day. The drama will be loads of fun! If someone close is on your wavelength, spend all your time together, get the consultant that works next to you to go run naked around the office block with you, you two need the communication and bonding experience!
Capricorn
22 December – 19 January
You're stuck dealing with a juvenile client who just doesn't need you as much as you would have liked. See if you can bully yourself back into their frame of reference. Do a spec call on Dracula/Snow-white and get that business back with your fantabulous sense of humor! Maybe the will actually ask to see your candidate! – YOU ARE IN!!!!!
Aquarius
20 January – 18 February
Everyone is expecting outrageous results from you! How dare they!!!!??? You are learning more than ever today, thanks in part to your willingness to experiment with the various elements of your life. So let them know to back off! You are successful and you are a winner!!!!! Mars might bite you in the &#$#$ because of your attitude, but that’s ok, the planets are on strike, so no worries!
Pisces
19 February – 20 March
The people at work around you could be more difficult than usual today. Tell them to relax, enjoy your company and learn form you - for you are a sales wizard. It's not that they're especially moody, but they may be more resistant to playing along with you because of jealousy. No worries about that consultant – the planets are beaming commission rays onto your beautiful soul!
Aries
21 March – 19 April
Stay active today –That's usually pretty easy for you, but you may find that you're a bit dof today, especially in the morning hours. The more you do, the better you'll feel, so keep on the move! A large chunk of blazing planetary energy will beam onto you when you prove to the Sales-god that you are worth the energy! Get off your bum and avoid a sloppy result. Go on a client visit to Virgin active for inspiration if you must!
Taurus
20 April – 20 May
The world has gone mad and you are wondering when you should join in! Take the bull by the horns!!! HAHHAHAHAHA! Now is the time to ask Lilly/Rodney/Rowene/Mel/Shereen/Ian/Funeka/JP for that favor -- you are much likelier to get a good response today. There are no guarantees, of course, but if you take the chance, you might win big! Global warming is gradually changing management’s molecular make-up, soon KPI’s will not exist anymore and the only sales requirement will be to show up. Hang in there!
Gemini
21 May – 20 June
Jealousy could be a major issue today -- and for once, you're the one who's getting steamed! It's a good idea to count to ten (or more) before getting mad, as most likely you're seeing things from a skewed perspective. Remember: Procrastination can lead to frustration and imperfection. If there is one planet that is on your side, it’s the sun – Go catch a tan when you are done counting!
Cancer
21 June – 22 July
Try not to worry too much about whether or not you'll make it through your schedule today. No matter how much you've packed into your daytime hours, you'll probably not have the patience to deal with it all. Woolies has the most amazing comfort food. If you start eating now, don’t worry, you will only blow up on Saturday, so you will still be skinny at the Year End Function! Try and avoid beans and dried fruit till the 27th of November 2017, Saturn commands you!
Leo
23 July – 22 August
THIS IS THE MONTH FOR THE LEEU-LOOP!!!!! (Ask your Afrikaans friends). You are on a Roll – You are Invincible and people can tell that you are open to success, so it's the perfect time for that meeting to discuss your promotion. Your warmth puts everyone at ease and makes difficult discussions bearable. You might to avoid falling in love for a while, the planets are not in favor for that! You are heading straight for mount Olympus my friend!!!!!
Virgo
23 August – 22 September
A spot of intrigue won’t go amiss- especially when your business-development frustrations are building to a crescendo! Try to be allusive, secretive and alluring. Come to work in a trench coat, sunglasses and keep your head down. No one will see you! I swear! And if they do (impossible), you will excrete an aura of secretivity and desire. Do not be intimidated by your hidden self! Mars has a mission for you! Go outside and look at the sky exactly 21:00 on 4th November and the secret will be revealed to you!
